The Full Monte Read-Along Chapters 21-40: Half Baked

If you have trouble maneuvering your ship into port at Marseilles, steer yourself over to the master post.

NOTE: This post covers the chapters from The Island of Tiboulen to The Breakfast, inclusive. The numbering varies by edition, and I’m going by the Penguin Classics edition, which seems to match Project Gutenberg. If you have the Oxford World’s Classics or some other editions, you might need to read up to and including chapter 41.

This week is another mixed bag, but unlike last week, where I kind of knew what to expect (false accusations, jail, escape, yada yada yada), this section has got me like:

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I have questions about 19th century French hashish, and French translations

Or, more to the point, I have questions about the 20th century Canadian hash I’m more familiar with, and why I never had extremely detailed and, uh, explicit hallucinations a la Dantès’ new friend Franz, which, I must present in a few translations. Franz happened upon Dantès, alias Sinbad, on the Island of Monte Cristo, has been partaking of The Count’s personal stash, and is about to pass out in a room decorated with three statues. This event is treated quite differently between editions:

In the Oxford World’s Classics, it’s very brief and vague:

…and then with his eyes closed upon all nature his senses awoke to ineffable impressions, and he was under the painful yet delicious enthrallment produced by the hashish, whose enchantment had brought up this marvelous and thrilling vision.

In the Project Gutenberg, there is definitely something going on with these statues :

…and then followed a dream of passion like that promised by the Prophet to the elect. Lips of stone turned to flame, breasts of ice became like heated lava, so that to Franz, yielding for the first time to the sway of the drug, love was a sorrow and voluptuousness a torture, as burning mouths were pressed to his thirsty lips, and he was held in cool serpent-like embraces. The more he strove against this unhallowed passion the more his senses yielded to its thrall, and at length, weary of a struggle that taxed his very soul, he gave way and sank back breathless and exhausted beneath the kisses of these marble goddesses, and the enchantment of his marvelous dream.

In Penguin Classics, it’s pretty explicit (and again, much closer to the original French):

…then his eyes closed on reality and his senses opened to inconceivable feelings. After that, he felt unremitting sensuality and continual love-making, such as the Prophet promised to the elect. Now all those stone mouths became living ones and those breasts became warm, to such an extent that for Franz, failing for the first time under the domain of hashish, this lust was almost pain and this voluptuousness almost torture, and he felt the lips of these statues, supple and cold as the coils of a viper, touching his parched mouth. But the more his arms tried to ward off this unknown embrace, the more his senses fell beneath the spell of this mysterious dream, so that, after a struggle in which he would have given his soul, he abandoned himself unreservedly and eventually fell back, panting, seared with exhaustion, worn out with lust, beneath the kisses of these marble mistresses and the enchantment of this unimaginable dream.

Yup, Edmond has gone from prisoner to smuggler to stoner in just a few short chapters! I was not expecting this, but a little research provides some clues: Dumas was part of a group called the Club des Hashischins, along with Charles Baudelaire, Victor Hugo, and other luminaries. Hashish was a novelty, brought back from Egypt by the Armée d’Orient, and of much scientific interest at the time. This club sounds like a fancier version of the That 70s Show kids hanging out in the basement, but Dumas does a wonderful job of describing the effects of this (apparently very potent) drug.

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Cultural Appropriation and Hipster Douchebags

Speaking of Dantès’ transformation, this section appeared to be taking a pretty direct line from his escape, to his reinvention as a smuggler, to a master of disguises who starts to settle some scores, but then, just as we’re getting to the revenge bit, he takes a *nine year* hiatus to really commit to his new hipster douchebag/hashish aficionado persona.

And Dumas keeps taking on hot topics in CanLit! Last week, it was all about due process. This week, it’s about cultural appropriation, as part of Dantès’ schtick is to take on “Eastern” customs and dress, where Eastern can mean anything from Turkish to Chinese to Indian. He also takes on the alias “Sinbad the Sailor” which is problematic to say the least.

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Almost as cringey as “Special K”


Is this all part of the plan?

By the end of this section, things are sort of starting to fall back into place, revenge-wise. Dantès (now styling himself The Count of Monte Cristo, rather than Sinbad) has managed to insert himself into Paris society, and has gained an invitation to the Morcerf’s – that is, Mercédès and Fernard’s, via their son Albert, who is friends with Franz the statue fucker… it’s all a little complicated, and it isn’t immediately clear to me whether Dantès planned it all this way, or if it all just sort of fell into his lap. If he hadn’t happened to meet up with Franz on the island, would he have just continued being Sinbad, getting high on hashish and sailing the seven seas?

I guess I’m questioning Dantès’ commitment to this revenge thing, and I hope we get on to it in the next section!

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C’mon, Dantès. Focus.

I didn’t even get into the whole Luigi Vampa/Roman bandits bit. This section was quite unfocused (or I was, anyway) and I hope we get back on track and start wreaking some revenge in the next section!



  1. Rick @

    I’m having a bit of trouble with this one. Not with the reading (because I’m really enjoying it), but more on the discussion side of things. I don’t feel like there’s a whole lot to discuss, you know? It’s a pretty plot-driven book, not a lot of nuance or room for interpretation. I read your recaps each week (and legitimately solid retweets) and I’m like … “yeah, that’s pretty much it.” What else is there left to say? *Shrug*

    • lauratfrey

      Yeah, you called it. With War and Peace, there was SO MUCH to dig into and comment on. Here it’s just like… THIS happened, then THIS happened… I am hopeful it’ll come together in some mind blowing way though. We’re only a third of the way through!

      I have to say, I am *so glad* I chose an accelerated schedule though. It’s challenging (I didn’t finish chapter 40 till Saturday! I usually like to stay at least one week ahead, if not two) but it also makes it easier to post… if I had to write 10 posts on this book I think I’d quit!

  2. britta böhler (@Britta_Boehler)

    I thought it was interesting that the acquisition of the hidden fortune was rather a piece of cake. One might have expected that the search would have taken Edmond at least a couple of chapters, but it seems that Dumas wasn’t interested in that aspect of the story. Instead, we get these Sindbad-adventures that didnt quite make sense to me, at least not as part of the revenge-plotline. (Although it was entertaining to read). I guess Dumas needed more time to pass, in order for all the pieces to be set up (Mercedes son, Haydee etc). And Fernand – who came across as rather stupid and not very ambitious in the first chapters – became a General in the army and is now a Count? Wow! Who would have thought..

    • lauratfrey

      Yes, it’s interesting what Dumas chooses to spend time on, and what he chooses to gloss over. And by “Interesting”, I do mean “annoying”, at least for now!

  3. Hanna @ Booking in Heels

    I’m slightly less in love with the book than I was at this point last week… I couldn’t figure out why we were following Franz and Albert. until I Wikipedia-ed it. I’d rather get back to the action and the revenge, instead of the Sinbad feasts in a dressed up cave.

    His new character as the Count came about really quickly too. A snap of the fingers and nine years have passed, and now he’s someone completely different…

    • lauratfrey

      Yeah the timeline is messed up, and, at least in my Penguin edition, several of the footnotes point out Dumas’ errors in the timeline, e.g. he gets the age of some characters wrong. On purpose, to throw us off? A mistake? Who knows!

      • Hanna @ Booking in Heels

        Oh really? I have to admit that I hadn’t actually noticed that! I did think that he’d gotten the length of Dantes’ imprisonment wrong at one point, but I assumed that I was probably wrong myself… perhaps not, after all!

  4. Hans

    From my experience “Super Remixing” Dumas, a character’s age is of minimal importance, They’re between “20 and 30”. You feel like shaking him: “It’s your character! You invented this person!” But his answer will be like: “Well, they’re 22 if I need them to show up at this historical event, 32 if I need them at this other one. They’re youngish! Isn’t that good enough?” His rules of writing are not modern rules of writing. Monte Cristo is not even the place to notice this, in some of his other books, you’ll be like: “Wait but wasn’t this King supposed to be in his 80s? Why is he in his 40s when Dumas needs him to be, plot wise?”

  5. Amy Yuki Vickers

    I’m very behind and I just caught up today. Thank you for doing all of that research on hashish and why Dumas might have chosen to include it. I was really curious about that.

    From the moment Albert got kidnapped, I have suspected that Dantes planned the entire thing to get into Paris society. I think he came up with the plan when he met Franz on Monte Cristo. At first, the whole Franz and Albert thing seemed like a tangent and I’m glad that it is coming back to the original plot.

    I also thought it was interesting that the acquisition of the treasure was so easy, as was his transition into The Count of Monte Cristo (it was so easy, we aren’t even told how he did it). I guess these were merely plot devices to get Dantes into the position that he’s in now. I’m really curious as to what will become of this by the end.

  6. writereads

    I’m still here, reading along! I just haven’t found as much to discuss (as you discussed 🙂 ).
    At this point, I’m thinking the probably very unoriginal thought that Dantes’ life is a representation of Napoleon’s. Unfairly accused, relegated to isolation, blah blah blah. This idea also reflects Dumas conflicted feelings about Napoleon, hence why we don’t know what to think of Dantes or his motivations either. I wonder if this will get any clearer or if Dumas remains ambiguous.

    I’m really liking the book, it’s a great soap opera! But I agree that the details Dumas chooses to fixate on, and what he chooses to gloss over are weird. The decisions Dumas makes somehow make me feel like this was written by someone in their 20s, instead of their late 30s/early 40s.

    Calling himself Sinbad kinda makes me think this book might get a lot more violent in the end?

    With the hashish…so you know those times when one might pretend to be higher than one is to seem cooler or to excuse behavior the morning after? I’m not sure if hashish was so much stronger then or if maybe Franz (or Dumas) just wanted an excuse to fuck a statue.
    And for some reason, now I’m thinking about former UK PM David Cameron. Strange, that.
    – Tania

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